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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 25, 2009 23:09:49 GMT -5
There haven't been many rumors coming out of the War Room in Salt Lake, but a recent one has the Jazz possibly making a franchise changing move that ships off two or more starters. Not many details were released about this possible trade, but some sources have confirmed that it is a trade that involves the Charlotte Bobcats. Inside sources also are confirming that four former first-overall draft picks are set to change colors. Charlotte denied any trade brewing, but when contacted, the Jazz GM laughed, smiled, and said, "You guys, will be utterly stunned by this trade. A LOT of controversy will arise because of it. But I guarantee you guys, you will not expect it in the least. A trade will most likely go down, and it's looking about 90% right now. Put the pieces together, it should make sense, or not." Kirk Hinrich was also reached, and had to say, "It's not me! Leave me alone, you stupid punks. I'm rich, I ball hard, you don't. God(dammit)!"
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Feb 25, 2009 23:21:27 GMT -5
The Charlotte Bobcats do not endorse roids, and Rex Grossman is still the starting QB for the Chicago Bears. Other than that we have no comment, oh yeah Rob Blagojevich was unfairly impeached and is innocent!
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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 27, 2009 23:39:32 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: A deal between the Bobcats and Jazz have been confirmed. A few details are still being worked out, but a trade should be expected. Sources from Charlotte say that the Bobcats GM is apparently black mailing the Jazz GM. The league is trying to cover up this information, but it is being leaked through. Again, when asked for comments, the Charlotte GM would not reply, and neither would the Jazz GM. League staff would also not comment. LeBron (James), and Amar'e (Stoudemire) did have some things to say though, when caught up with after the Milwaukee game.
LeBron: Man, I don't wanna leave, me and Amar'e here, we got something special. Amar'e: I honestly don't expect anyone to move, but I'm not the one in charge of that. LeBron: Eyyyyy mang, it's cool, I wouldn't expect anyone to move. Except maybe Kirk. That dude's crazy. Amar'e: Nah, he doin' sick. It don't matta if he's on performance enhancing drugs or not, A-Rod did it, so did half the MLB. LeBron: Watch yo mouth man. Alex is my dude. Amar'e: CHILLLAX. It's not like the Charlotte GM, trying to blackmail our organization. LeBron: Yeah, about that. I honestly think he should be fined, and banned from ever having anything to do with the league. Amar'e: Whatever, anyways, I gotta go walk my dog. LeBron: Aight, I'm gonna go make another advertisement.
*Note: They were talking to the press, and just ended up carrying a conversation with each other.
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Feb 27, 2009 23:54:07 GMT -5
Lebron is that anyways to treat me me, after I PUT A TEAM AROUND YOU TO WIN A RIM RIMROCKER TITLE AND YOU DUD ON ME!?!?!? YOU OUGHT BE SHOT YOU BASTARD, GASOL, KIDD, AND CAMBY SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOUR ASS!
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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 27, 2009 23:59:03 GMT -5
After being texted about it, LeBron is having a press conference.....
LeBron: Y'know what? The team you formed didn't win, which is what I wanted. I didn't even really like any of them. Gimme a guy like Amar'e, and you wouldn't gotten further. How dare you call me out? Do you have any sense of who I am? And as for being shot, I'd rather that happen to me than get traded to your team!
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Post by Detroit Pistons on Feb 28, 2009 0:02:43 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: A deal between the Bobcats and Jazz have been confirmed. A few details are still being worked out, but a trade should be expected. Sources from Charlotte say that the Bobcats GM is apparently black mailing the Jazz GM. The league is trying to cover up this information, but it is being leaked through. Again, when asked for comments, the Charlotte GM would not reply, and neither would the Jazz GM. League staff would also not comment. LeBron (James), and Amar'e (Stoudemire) did have some things to say though, when caught up with after the Milwaukee game. LeBron: Man, I don't wanna leave, me and Amar'e here, we got something special. Amar'e: I honestly don't expect anyone to move, but I'm not the one in charge of that. LeBron: Eyyyyy mang, it's cool, I wouldn't expect anyone to move. Except maybe Kirk. That dude's crazy. Amar'e: Nah, he doin' sick. It don't matta if he's on performance enhancing drugs or not, A-Rod did it, so did half the MLB. LeBron: Watch yo mouth man. Alex is my dude. Amar'e: CHILLLAX. It's not like the Charlotte GM, trying to blackmail our organization. LeBron: Yeah, about that. I honestly think he should be fined, and banned from ever having anything to do with the league. Amar'e: Whatever, anyways, I gotta go walk my dog. LeBron: Aight, I'm gonna go make another advertisement. *Note: They were talking to the press, and just ended up carrying a conversation with each other. +1
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Feb 28, 2009 0:04:20 GMT -5
blow me Lebron, Dwight is a winner!
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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 28, 2009 0:08:37 GMT -5
LeBron: When and where? Blow you off your feet I will, when I lead my team to a title. Know what? These next two games, they're for you man. I'll show you what's up. Hell, every game until the trade deadline, all dedicated for you. Real LeBron, please don't be mad, or sue me. This is a joke. Play along, join the league, make me famous.
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Feb 28, 2009 0:11:31 GMT -5
I wish we played each other, Prince would SHUT YO ASS DOWN!
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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 28, 2009 0:18:00 GMT -5
*LeBron rushes toward the Charlotte GM, yelling words inappropriate for publishing*
*Kirk Hinrich comes out of nowhere, grabs LeBron with one hand, and drags him away, out of the room*
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Post by Charlotte Bobcats on Feb 28, 2009 0:22:53 GMT -5
Rob Blagojevich: I am the attorney for Kirk Hinrich, while I was Governor of Illinois Kirk and I had many "encounters." Anyways my client is being unfairly blamed for a crime he hasn't committed (much like me with that little matter of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate Seat to the highest bidder, pure shit), my client has NEVER used steroids or anything like it. If we were allowed to call such witness such as Lebron James, Amare Stoudemire, and Kenyon Martin my client could clear his name. What happened to the presumption of innocence in sim leagues?
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Post by Denver Nuggets on Feb 28, 2009 0:42:28 GMT -5
Denver Post: Lebron and Amare how the hell are you guys superstar? Y is kirk outplaying you guys?Also Jazz gm do you feel making a big move will kill your championship run such as in the case of the Raptors?
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Post by Utah Jazz on Feb 28, 2009 0:44:49 GMT -5
I won't comment for LeBron or Amar'e, but I don't think it will move me that much. If anything it should improve my team for the time being. It shouldn't affect my championship chances too dramatically though.
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