Post by Utah Jazz on Jun 19, 2008 16:36:32 GMT -5
Center:
vs.
Shaq wins because he is black. Lol, just kidding. But Shaq does win, he is old, but he's still gonna beast on ol' Brad Miller. If Miller can find his shooting touch quickly in the series, he MIGHT have something for Shaq, if not, Brad's gonna have one helluva time trying to guard Shaq.
Advantage: Shaquille O'Neal
Power Forward:
vs.
Jamison can score in tons of ways, but with Dalembert on him, and Miller worried about not being part of Shaq's diet, Jamison might have some trouble. There is the point the with Miller and Jamison being outside shooters, and with Shaq not wanting to leave the paint, Dalembert will have trouble guarding both.
Advantage: Antawn Jamison
Small Forward:
vs.
You're kidding me, right? Alright, fine, Jumaine Jones wins the matchup, it took me longer to find his picture 'cause I had no 'effin idea what 'effin team he was on (Nets).
Advantage: LeBron James
Front Court:
Though the Lakers could possibly win 2 of the 3 frontcourt matchups, Phoenix is more balanced, and the James - Jones matchup makes up for it.
Shooting Guard:
vs.
Kobe runs off with this. Hard to argue otherwise.
Advantage: Kobe Bryant
Point Guard:
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Iverson's the better scorer, but seeing as Phoenix has a buttload of scorers already, Nash gets my vote here, as he distributes it better.
Advantage: Steve Nash
Backcourt:
Though the Suns' backcourt is a lot more balanced, who wouldn't want A.I. and Kobe in their backcourt? I still consider them ballhogs, but they can both score whenever.
Bench:
Pretty balanced bench, both rather weak, but who needs a bench, when you have loads of star power in your starting lineup?
Advantage: Lakers
Series Prediction: Lakers in 7
L.A.'s gonna take it to 7, and steal one in Phoenix. You know how they say "defense wins championships"? Well Phoenix has only one player that plays a lick of defense (Miller), and as I ranted about earlier, he's got Shaq in his hands. Or should I say Shaq has him in his palm?
Series MVP:
Know how I was saying about how Shaq was gonna dominate Phoenix's frontlines? Well ignore that. Kobe's gonna get double teamed, as well as Shaq, and AI's gonna be the MVP of the series. You can't double team everyone in a video game, I know, I've tried.
vs.
Shaq wins because he is black. Lol, just kidding. But Shaq does win, he is old, but he's still gonna beast on ol' Brad Miller. If Miller can find his shooting touch quickly in the series, he MIGHT have something for Shaq, if not, Brad's gonna have one helluva time trying to guard Shaq.
Advantage: Shaquille O'Neal
Power Forward:
vs.
Jamison can score in tons of ways, but with Dalembert on him, and Miller worried about not being part of Shaq's diet, Jamison might have some trouble. There is the point the with Miller and Jamison being outside shooters, and with Shaq not wanting to leave the paint, Dalembert will have trouble guarding both.
Advantage: Antawn Jamison
Small Forward:
vs.
You're kidding me, right? Alright, fine, Jumaine Jones wins the matchup, it took me longer to find his picture 'cause I had no 'effin idea what 'effin team he was on (Nets).
Advantage: LeBron James
Front Court:
Though the Lakers could possibly win 2 of the 3 frontcourt matchups, Phoenix is more balanced, and the James - Jones matchup makes up for it.
Shooting Guard:
vs.
Kobe runs off with this. Hard to argue otherwise.
Advantage: Kobe Bryant
Point Guard:
vs.
Iverson's the better scorer, but seeing as Phoenix has a buttload of scorers already, Nash gets my vote here, as he distributes it better.
Advantage: Steve Nash
Backcourt:
Though the Suns' backcourt is a lot more balanced, who wouldn't want A.I. and Kobe in their backcourt? I still consider them ballhogs, but they can both score whenever.
Bench:
Pretty balanced bench, both rather weak, but who needs a bench, when you have loads of star power in your starting lineup?
Advantage: Lakers
Series Prediction: Lakers in 7
L.A.'s gonna take it to 7, and steal one in Phoenix. You know how they say "defense wins championships"? Well Phoenix has only one player that plays a lick of defense (Miller), and as I ranted about earlier, he's got Shaq in his hands. Or should I say Shaq has him in his palm?
Series MVP:
Know how I was saying about how Shaq was gonna dominate Phoenix's frontlines? Well ignore that. Kobe's gonna get double teamed, as well as Shaq, and AI's gonna be the MVP of the series. You can't double team everyone in a video game, I know, I've tried.